When I move to Vegas

I am going to apply at Curl up and dye. Click here to read their price list it's hilarious.

example:
Hair Cuts
Women $30.00
Men $25.00
Rugrats under 10 $20.00 or $50.00 if they screem and cry (<---fucking awesome, I'd be rich if that was a rule at Arizona Hair Co.)
Bang trim $10.00